Instagrigate

Me: How are you...faggot?

You: Excuse me?

Me: How are you...FAGGOT?

You: hey...

Me: MOOOOOO!

You: shut th...

Me: MOOOOO!

Me: Knock knock...

You: Who's there!

Me: Interrupting cow BITCH!!! (punches thrown)

You: waaaaaaah! oink

Me: moooo(stab)

Guy: that was an instagrigate situation