instagroom
The act of grooming one's self before an instagram photo.
Ben: Everyone ready?
Everyone: Hold up, gotta instagroom first!
Everyone: Hold up, gotta instagroom first!
Instagroomer
A pedophile, using Instagram as a means to talk with minors.
Girl 1: “I got messaged by an instagroomer last week.. He told me he’d buy me a nintendo switch if I sent him some feet pics..”
Girl 2: “Omg. That’s really creepy- OMG! You have Raymond on your island??”
Girl 2: “Omg. That’s really creepy- OMG! You have Raymond on your island??”
Instagroom
A male person whom is extremely desperate to throw himself into the abyss of marriage, by taking on average between 7 and 41 pictures, dressed in a black suit accompanied with bow tie and posting them on Instagram. The lucky female to call this king of the virtual jungle her hubby will be the one liking those pictures ranked closest to the square root of 69, which is around 8-something..
Did you know Debby got married? Oh yes, i heard she found herself a cute Instagroom..