Insufferable bastard
A person who exceeds the usual insult of bastard, a complete arse hole.
"kieran Walshaw. what an insufferable bastard."
Schrodinger's insufferable bastard
When a person says stupid shit and then proceeds to make up a bunch of stupid shit to defend themselves after they're called out on it and/or says it was a joke. They're basically a Schrodinger's idiot but even worse.
This guy said that 1 shower every 2 weeks is acceptable, then kept going on about how he uses deodorant a lot so it's ok. After that, he said he actually showered normally. What a Schrodinger's insufferable bastard.