Inter Dimensional Jizz Theory

This theory is best explained by every time you jizz you are teleported into and alternate dimension. This new dimension is just slightly different from the one you think you know. That being said, this means that you have not been in the same dimension you were born into since the day you first jerked off. Every jizz since then has teleported you into a different dimension. This theory explains why there is such thing as a Mandela Effect.