Intergnomation
The process of connecting a gnome to the intra-gnomatic communication network (IGCN). Achieved by inserting one or more gnomes into the soil, via the hat, after intravenously injecting the gnome with giggleberry juice.
Jess: Hey, wanna go for drinks on tuesday?
Sam: Ugh, I'd love to, but I'm on intergnomation duty all week.
Sam: Ugh, I'd love to, but I'm on intergnomation duty all week.