Intermitorian
Third in a graduating class after the valedictorian and salutatorain also known for being "Shit-out-of-luck"
Tiffany: I just found out I was intermitorian!
Isaac: So what exactly do you have to do?
Tiffany: Well, I get a fancy title and I don't have to give a speech like the other suckers.
Isaac: So what exactly do you have to do?
Tiffany: Well, I get a fancy title and I don't have to give a speech like the other suckers.