Internet Cowboy
A term coined in November of 2020 referring to the men on social media pretending to be cowboys, or pretending to do activities most generally considered to be those of actual landowners and beef producers. They most generally live in a populated urban center (town), renters, drive a truck that has the suspension altered in way to guarantee life-long front end problems, gives free advertising to hunting/outdoor companies (Salt Life) in the form of stickers on the back windshield of said wore-out truck, wears apparel designed for those who rodeo and/or work cattle when in actuality they are sacred of large animals. Other characteristics: Avid hunters of other people’s land, over extended on credit, 50% chance non-completion of high school, when asked what there favorite music is...it’s always Red Dirt.
Kyle, Chad, and Derek have really turned into a bunch of internet cowboys since they retired from gay porn.
Internet cowboy
A person who looks at naked women on the Internet instead of takin out a real girl.
(After boss sees nude picture on his employees computer.) My boss thinks I'm an Internet cowboy but his secretary's got news for him.
Even if your brother was a Internet cowboy he should have asked my cousin out by now.
I can tell ya right know she ain't lookin for no Internet cowboy.
My daughter says your teenager ain't nothin but an Internet cowboy.
Even if your brother was a Internet cowboy he should have asked my cousin out by now.
I can tell ya right know she ain't lookin for no Internet cowboy.
My daughter says your teenager ain't nothin but an Internet cowboy.