Internet dick
Weighing what you have on the internet compared to others. As to show off or brag.
Whats the size of your internet dick?
A: guy one; I have 1000 friends on MySpace, how many do you have?
Guy two; I have 50.
Guy one; ha loser.
B: guy one; I have a kdr of a kdr of 10/1, whats yours?
Guy two; 2/4 *Sigh* here it comes.
Guy one; 2/4 what kind of scrub are you?
A: guy one; I have 1000 friends on MySpace, how many do you have?
Guy two; I have 50.
Guy one; ha loser.
B: guy one; I have a kdr of a kdr of 10/1, whats yours?
Guy two; 2/4 *Sigh* here it comes.
Guy one; 2/4 what kind of scrub are you?
Internet Dick
When a guy beats off to so much Internet porn that he's useless in bed or uninterested in real sex.
Girl: My boyfriend's never interested in sex anymore. I think it's because he watches too much porn online.
Guy: Your boyfriend has Internet dick. Invest in a vibrator.
Guy: Your boyfriend has Internet dick. Invest in a vibrator.
dick internet
When your ping is over 9,000 milliseconds. Coined by SML.
Jeffy: Daddy, we have dick internet!
Marvin: Jeffy, don't use language like that!
Marvin: Jeffy, don't use language like that!