Internet Fag

Teenage and twenty-something nerds who wallow in their own stupidity and enjoy raping the English language. They come all come complete with a terrible backwards sense of humor involving any "funny" picture with a caption that uses language evolving from LeetSpeak (I think...). The majority of them spend their days playing World of Warcraft, watching and making Youtube Poop videos, surfing Encyclopedia Dramatica and 4Chan, and posting on message boards with misspelled words and annoying use of CaPs and useless nonsensical punctuation!!111one!!eleven! In short, it is a Circle Jerk of socially retarded morons who don't have a shred of individuality and so all act in the same manor to be accepted by their own kind.

People like Maxwell who try SO hard to be cool on the interweb.

A fantastical language used by deluded, sexually deprived internet dwellers who have strayed so far from the edge of reality and into the world of the "interwebs" that even the dialect and language itself have become fragmented and replaced with running, esoteric internet jokes (a.k.a. "memes").

Those that knowingly try and publish definitions on word definition sites or of the like in order to make themselves the biggest homo on the planet by calling the rest of the world or a single soul a lover of the same sex. Often has poor taste and discriminator of everyday life. Assumes that the greatest people in the world would go gay for them. Often times get their ass beat and humiliated on their faggy YouTube channel if not already.

Usually these willful homos succeed in small accomplishments of their sexuality agreements and often gaze at the gay ads that always appear on the internet. Can be any racist or gender. Usually unstable under influences and within groups and should be kept away from view to prevent blindness.