Internet Jesus
Someone with unholy knowledge of the internet, the only possible way they could know that is if they are in fact Internet Jesus.
Did Internet Jesus create the internet? They sure did, the prophecy states that one day Internet Jesus will return when the internet is most in need and on that day there will be memes made.
Did Internet Jesus create the internet? They sure did, the prophecy states that one day Internet Jesus will return when the internet is most in need and on that day there will be memes made.
Person 1: How did you know that about the internet?
Person 2: I am Internet Jesus!
Person 2: I am Internet Jesus!