Internet Pants
Pants around ankles, bare legs and sitting in front of the computer frustratingly surfing the web for the perfect porn.
Phil has gone home for lunch to put on his internet pants.
internet pants
pants that exist only in cyberspace.
Person 1: so I was having cybersex last night with hotchick69
Person 2: are you telling me you're so out of it that it means something to you that you got down hotchick69's internet pants? You know that online isn't real right?
Person 2: are you telling me you're so out of it that it means something to you that you got down hotchick69's internet pants? You know that online isn't real right?