Aragnaphobia
The fear of getting the bad luck of a certain man named Anthony Arana. Bro his luck is so bad he’s been taken out of a lunch period before could even sit down, he’s gotten arrested for making a school shooting joke “Ay foo when I give you the signal run.”, and got his ass beat at a family reunion, scammed out of thousands of dollars in California and been robbed numerous times. Mans has even thrown punches and hurt himself more than the other person! How does that happen?!?!
Man, I’m just so aragnaphobia. If I ever gain this man’s bad luck, I would literally give up on life.