Glass Closet Syndrome

An absurdly flamboyant gay man that is either unaware or still in denial about his sexuality and either way doesn't realize that it is abundantly obvious to every other human being except Terri Schiavo

"What is Mitch doing with a girlfriend? That kid's gayer than teletubby figure-skaters."

"yeah...it's a pretty severe case of Glass Closet Syndrome."

"Well, you cant blame a guy for trying. What's the girls story?"

"...oh, she's just retarded."

In the closet syndrome

When someone has been closeted from their gayness for so long they end up getting time confused

Yo Jaxon thought it was 12:36am last night when it was clearly 1:36am, I think he has in the closet syndrome.

The Guilt is in the Closet Syndrome

When you buy an article of clothing that, at the time, you "must have" and then end up hanging it up in your closet with the tags still on it and never wearing it. This then results in whenever you look in your closet you feel guilty when you spot that piece of clothing, but yet you still don't want to wear it. One may feel guilt for a number of reasons anything from feeling as if you wasted your money on something you never wear to feeling like you have so much clothes and yet still feel like there is nothing to wear!

Mom-Honey, get dressed it is almost time for school.
Daughter-Mom I can't...
Mom-Look, it isn't that hard all you gotta do is open up you closet door and-
Daughter-No I really CAN'T!
Mom-Why not!?
Daughter-Because...I have the guilt is in the closet syndrome.
Mom-Ooh...I knew you'd never wear that shirt!

俚语	in the closet syndrome
释义	Glass Closet Syndrome An absurdly flamboyant gay man that is either unaware or still in denial about his sexuality and either way doesn't realize that it is abundantly obvious to every other human being except Terri Schiavo "What is Mitch doing with a girlfriend? That kid's gayer than teletubby figure-skaters." "yeah...it's a pretty severe case of Glass Closet Syndrome." "Well, you cant blame a guy for trying. What's the girls story?" "...oh, she's just retarded." In the closet syndrome When someone has been closeted from their gayness for so long they end up getting time confused Yo Jaxon thought it was 12:36am last night when it was clearly 1:36am, I think he has in the closet syndrome. The Guilt is in the Closet Syndrome When you buy an article of clothing that, at the time, you "must have" and then end up hanging it up in your closet with the tags still on it and never wearing it. This then results in whenever you look in your closet you feel guilty when you spot that piece of clothing, but yet you still don't want to wear it. One may feel guilt for a number of reasons anything from feeling as if you wasted your money on something you never wear to feeling like you have so much clothes and yet still feel like there is nothing to wear! Mom-Honey, get dressed it is almost time for school. Daughter-Mom I can't... Mom-Look, it isn't that hard all you gotta do is open up you closet door and- Daughter-No I really CAN'T! Mom-Why not!? Daughter-Because...I have the guilt is in the closet syndrome. Mom-Ooh...I knew you'd never wear that shirt!
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