Into the Woodsed
When you go to see a movie for a specific character or actor, and they die within the first 10-15 minutes of the movie.
I went to go see Into The Woods, and The Wolf died ten minutes in. I got into the woodsed.
I went to go see The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies for Smaug, but he died 10 minutes into the movie. I got into the woodsed.
I went to go see The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies for Smaug, but he died 10 minutes into the movie. I got into the woodsed.
woodsing
To cheat on one's wife, a la Tiger Woods.
When Jim met Bethany, he knew that he would soon be Woodsing on his wife.
Tiger Woodsing
Having multiple affairs, usually more than 10.
Person 1: Jesse James is totally cheating on Sandra Bullock.
Person 2: Yeah but I've only heard of like 3 affairs, he's not quite Tiger Woodsing yet.
Person 2: Yeah but I've only heard of like 3 affairs, he's not quite Tiger Woodsing yet.
Woodsing
It's kind of like hiking, but you only hike for maybe five minutes and then proceed to get drunk and high while lounging in hammocks.
Bro 1: "wanna go hiking dude?"
Bro 2: "na bro lets just go woodsing, I'm hungover as shit and my balls hurt"
Bro 1: "tru"
Bro 2: "na bro lets just go woodsing, I'm hungover as shit and my balls hurt"
Bro 1: "tru"