inventioneer
> noun
a completely "not made up" profession formed when a breakaway group of new inventors sought to distance themselves from "traditional inventors" by inventing a more legitimate sounding job description
a completely "not made up" profession formed when a breakaway group of new inventors sought to distance themselves from "traditional inventors" by inventing a more legitimate sounding job description
HOT GIRL AT PARYY: So, Suzy said you're like, an inventor?
TRADITIONAL INVENTOR: Yeah that's right, did Suzy..
HOT GIRL AT PARTY: Just fuck off mate. Loser.
vs.
INVENTIONEER: Yeah I'm the Lead Inventioneer for HNC Health.
HOT GIRL AT PARTY: Oh wow. You must be really rich.
INVENTIONEER: Yeah I hardly even work these days... Just come in for the big jobs really...
HOT GIRL AT PARTY: Me and my girlfriend s were just about to go back to Suzy's for a girls hot-tub and champagne party. You wanna...
TRADITIONAL INVENTOR: Yeah that's right, did Suzy..
HOT GIRL AT PARTY: Just fuck off mate. Loser.
vs.
INVENTIONEER: Yeah I'm the Lead Inventioneer for HNC Health.
HOT GIRL AT PARTY: Oh wow. You must be really rich.
INVENTIONEER: Yeah I hardly even work these days... Just come in for the big jobs really...
HOT GIRL AT PARTY: Me and my girlfriend s were just about to go back to Suzy's for a girls hot-tub and champagne party. You wanna...
inventionation
Inventionation is the combination of inventing through imagination--it's what happens when a mad scientist meets his inner child.
Ryan was cooking up the last of his refrigerator's veggies, which had grown wilted and blah; wanting to save money and keep flavor, he created an inventionation that de-wilted them and reduced them back to full flavor and umami: using a wine vacuum, a handle-less lid, spray bottle tip, grape seed oil, vitamin C, and crushed chlies.
inventionous
A clever solution to a problem
that's very inventionous