Invermere

Honestly is just some shit hole in the middle of nowhere. Most people here are either sorted as a hick, skid, hockey kid, gamer, player, nerd or classic puck slut. No gender is safe, 90% of girls wheel 3 guys at a time, have 10 notches and have a snap score higher than you can count, and most guys here either 1. Live by the slogan “packing bombs and wheeling moms” or 2. Fuck girls half their age and plan to “live and die in the KI”. If your gonna party here, be ready to have some lg’s steak ur drinks and end up crying for no reason while the 20bombs walk around looking for insecure girls to wheel, fuck and chuck. Never hit a breeze before? Well get ready to have them thrown at ur face. Hope ur ready to get chirped cuz this is the only thing people invy are good for.

A crappy small town in Western Canada that has nothing to offer except a few golf courses, and one crappy ski hill. People often flock there from Alberta because it is a vacation town.

A tiny ass town in the middle of fucking nowhere. All the kids are usually known as a hockey kid, soccer kid, skater boy, nerd or classic puck slut. 90% of girls wheel 3 guys at a time, and have a snap score higher than you can count, and most guys here either live by the slogan “packing bombs and wheeling moms” or fuck girls half their age and plan to “live and die in the KI”. There are like 3 places that there are parties every fucking night. If you plan on partying here, expect to get breezes and bongs shoved in your face. Half the people there are fucking, and the other half are fighting. And theres always boys walking around like they own the town, finding girls to fuck and chuck. Hope ur ready to get chirped cuz this is the only thing people invy are good for. The only good event that ever happens in this shitty town are the Rockeys games, which always ends up with them losing. Looking to meet someone new? Too bad because in this town, everyone knows everyone. And everyone has probably fucked everyone.