Inverted tripod

One of the most deadly and complex sex positions ever. Anyone who attempts it dies and anyone who sees it goes blind. The man lies on his back and props himself up with his elbows (making his legs and erect penis form an upside down tripod shape) and the woman attempts to crawl up his ass. the woman dies of suffocation and the man dies of internal bleeding.

Blind kid: be careful when opening doors, or you'll end up like me

other kid: what happened?

Blind kid: i walked in on my parents doing the inverted tripod

other kid: that sucks! was it a nice funeral?

俚语	inverted tripod
释义	Inverted tripod One of the most deadly and complex sex positions ever. Anyone who attempts it dies and anyone who sees it goes blind. The man lies on his back and props himself up with his elbows (making his legs and erect penis form an upside down tripod shape) and the woman attempts to crawl up his ass. the woman dies of suffocation and the man dies of internal bleeding. Blind kid: be careful when opening doors, or you'll end up like me other kid: what happened? Blind kid: i walked in on my parents doing the inverted tripod other kid: that sucks! was it a nice funeral?
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