investigaetjens
A term coined in Australia during the Morrison Federal Government years (2019-2022) by political/social commentator Ronni Salt as a cynical reference to a number of formal government investigations into topical controversies. These investigations typically concluded by either being suspended indefinitely, or with a set of dubious or undisclosed findings.
They were led by the Secretary of the Prime Minister and Cabinet Office, Philip Gaetjens.
They were led by the Secretary of the Prime Minister and Cabinet Office, Philip Gaetjens.
Someone referring to a sham political investigation of any kind would say: “They're just doing an investigaetjens“.