Invisiturd
Another way of saying phantom turd when all your friends over use that phrase.
When you poop and it disappears into the U-bend of the toilet and there is no residue on your toilet paper.
When you poop and it disappears into the U-bend of the toilet and there is no residue on your toilet paper.
"Am i imaging things? I just pooped and it's no where to be seen. It was an invisiturd."