In Your Closet
When a generally heterosexual person could be gay for another specific person. Can also be used to indicate extreme platonic love between two men or women
I think I love you man, I am so in your closet.
Wow, George Clooney is really attractive, I think I could be in his closet.
Wow, George Clooney is really attractive, I think I could be in his closet.
Cats in your closet
It basically means “body count”. It’s how many girls you’ve slept with.
“Bro, how many cats are in your closet?”
“I can’t be with him, he has so many cats in his closet.”
“Cats in your closet.”
“I can’t be with him, he has so many cats in his closet.”
“Cats in your closet.”
Monster in your closet
Your secret gay side, that only appears during Fridays
Menisnt1: Hey man did you know it wa-
Menisnt2: YOU MEAN GAY FRIDAY
Menisnt1: OMG LIKE IT's MONSTER IN YOUR CLOSET
Menisnt2: YOU MEAN GAY FRIDAY
Menisnt1: OMG LIKE IT's MONSTER IN YOUR CLOSET
Put a Piñata In Your Closet
A phrase used to describe a person who is becoming erect (boner) becauce they heard or seen something gay.
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VI
person 1: *shows nipples*
person 2: omg
person 1: I bet this put a piñata in your closet {laugh track}
person 2: omg
person 1: I bet this put a piñata in your closet {laugh track}