In-your-facebooker
A couple who communicates lovey-dovey smarminess via Facebook.
"Did you see the 'we're so in love with each other' crap Lee and Chris were posting yesterday?"
"Yeah, they are so in-your-facebookers"
"Yeah, they are so in-your-facebookers"
rubbing it in your facebook
when someone brags inordinately for praise and attention on facebook
like this girl on facebook was talking about her $57,000 scholarship to some university to make other people feel bad about themselves
Person1: "She was totally rubbing it in your facebook."
Person2:"Lil bitch!"
Person1: "She was totally rubbing it in your facebook."
Person2:"Lil bitch!"
Shut your facebook!
Phrase uttered in response to someone's rude comment on the Facebook.com website.
(Commenting on a photo of Friend 2's)
Friend 1: "Wow, did you bang that hot chick on the right?"
Friend 2: "Dude, shut your facebook! That's my cousin Lucinda!
Friend 1: "Wow, did you bang that hot chick on the right?"
Friend 2: "Dude, shut your facebook! That's my cousin Lucinda!
Shut your facebook!
A term of derision toward people naive enough to be entangled in proprietary systems like Facebook, or expect you to follow them there.
(note to site editors: it has been used as such in the New York Times Magazine, common speech, on the radio, on popular teeshirts, etc.)
(note to site editors: it has been used as such in the New York Times Magazine, common speech, on the radio, on popular teeshirts, etc.)
You expect ME to sign up with Yahoo! just so I can see your holiday photos?! Shut your facebook!
Flexing your facebook muscles
When somebody on facebook will start fights and act tougher than they really are just because they have the protection of the internet with them. They do this to make themselves feel better just like flexing their muscles.
Tough guy: Hey you bitch whore, these scenic pictures you took really fucking suck.
You: Why are you trying to start something? What are you trying to prove? Quit flexing your facebook muscles.
Tough guy: Hey I'm sorryz for being so mean. I owe you for life. I'm going to go wash my face in shame now.
You: Why are you trying to start something? What are you trying to prove? Quit flexing your facebook muscles.
Tough guy: Hey I'm sorryz for being so mean. I owe you for life. I'm going to go wash my face in shame now.
Wearing your heart on your Facebook
A play on "Wear your heart on your sleeve"-
Finding out people's mood or state of mind via the status update on Facebook.
Finding out people's mood or state of mind via the status update on Facebook.
Guy#1: "Dude, I'm feeling totally bummed about the Colts losing... I gotta go change my Facebook status."
Guy#2: "Dude, you gotta stop wearing your heart on your Facebook, it's embarrassing me."
Guy#2: "Dude, you gotta stop wearing your heart on your Facebook, it's embarrassing me."
Facebook your ass
When a hurt, spiteful person posts something personal, private and intimate about another person where that person will in turn feel betrayed, embarrassed, hurt, or even criminally prosecuted.
She told John she wanted to be with him for the rest of her life, then she changed her mind. John didn't take too kindly with her decision. He told her, "Bitch, I'll Facebook your ass, so he Facebooked her ass and posted her brazenly bragging about all of her recent misdeeds