iowa cream corn
bang a girl, skeet inside her take your corn cob with no corn put it in. Let the jizz dry overnight. Next time have sex make her eat it.
damn we make a bunch of iowa cream corn last night
Iowa Creamed Corn
When you feed your girlfriend several cans of iowa sweet corn and then the next day when she has to poop fuck her in the ass. When you pull out and there is corn and poop all over your dick shove you shitty corny dick in her mouth and cum. Then she chews up all the corn and cum mixing it together. When it's the consistently of creamed corn she then spits it into your mouth so you can swallow it.
Last night my girl friend wanted to get freaky. Good thing we went to the farmers market the day before cause I bet her over and gave her the good old iowa creamed corn!