Arashed

When you are beaten-up so badly, you become autistic.

Arash is a persian name and one of the most popular names for men in Iran
Usually Arash is the hottest and the funniest guy you may know
He has a big heart and he is very supportive
If you had a friend who's name is Arash you are so lucky
Everybody need a man who's name is Arash

A persian guy who finds himself in a parking lot almost every night without actually trying to get there. Usually he has a cigarette in one hand and sunflower seeds in his other hand. He has the general characteristics of a stereotypical sleazy mechanic who gives you shitty parts for prices that are higher then expected...

He gets a new car almost every six months although in the years of 2008-2009 he has gone against his natural instincts and has kept a car that he calls a SRT-4. This was a breakthrough for the Arash and was exceptionally noticed by his friends who needed to come up with new definitions to explain the phenomenon that Arash not only keept thea car for more then 6 months but also spent more money on the car then he has spent on college.

The Arash leaves his nest at approximately 8 PM and can be found in the following regions on the following days:
Safeway Parking Lot: Any time of the week
Starbucks Parking Lot: Any Time Of the Week
Ernies Liquor Store Parking Lot: Any Time of the Week
Taco Bell Parking Lot on Capital Expressway: Thursdays

God Bless the Mutherfucker.

A big harry Persian who thinks he can wear a chain correctly. His predominant feature is a ginormous nose. If he is even lucky enough to get a girl in his pants, she will notice that he has the smallest cock in the world. He is always getting in trouble, even if it wasn't his fault. Arash is the kind of guy that is always the one to get hurt, mostly by his friends. When he is, he is able to reacts in a funny way. He can also be a very good and supportive friend.

An Arash is someone who dresses nice, is very funny, usually friendly, but after getting to know this person they turn out to be a douche bag. In short, someone who is all talk and no follow through. Could also be known as a paper gangsta.

An adjective used to describe someone or something with extreme difficulty to process directions or sense of direction

The word Arash means: Derakhshandeh, Derakhshân. In english it means: Bright, Brilliant, Shining, Luminous.
"Ârash e Kamângîr" (Arash the Archer) was the name of an Iranian national hero who sacrificed his life to preserve the territorial integrity of Iran.

Ârash e Kamângîr (Arash the Archer) story:
At the end of war between Iran and Turan, Turan has advanced to near Damâvand mountain area. Turanian wanted to destroy the Iranians' spirit, so they ordered Iranian to shoot an arrow towards Turan. Wherever the arrow lands, that would be the new border between Iran and Turan. An Iranian super hero, Arash by name volunteered to shoot the arrow. The location: peak of the Damâvand (Iran's highest mountain, 30 kilometer northeast of Tehrân, the Irânian capital; height 5671 meter). On the bright morning of Tîrgân, Arash stripped naked, faced north, strained his bow as never before, let the arrow fly and exhausted, turned into energy and ride with the arrow. The arrow flew the entire morning and fell at noon -- 2250 kilometer on the bank of the Oxus River in what is now Central Asia. And the river remained the boundary between Iran and Turan for centuries until Mongoloid hordes poured in to push the Iranians southward in the 10th century A.D.
Arash body was never Found. There are still stories from travelers who were lost in the mountain, that how they heard Arash Kamangir voice. And the voice helped them find the road and saved their lives.