iphoneiphobe
fear of upgrading to or using an Iphone.
Usually caused by tech-tarded feelings of inferiority or the fear of location apps alerting your significant other to straying.
Usually caused by tech-tarded feelings of inferiority or the fear of location apps alerting your significant other to straying.
Bruce was an iphoneiphobe until someone showed him how to work the NASCAR app, now he tweets about Jeff Gordon from his Iphone all the time.