iPhone orgy

A phenomenon that occurs due to an iPhone user's compulsive desire to show off their iPhone with other iPhone users. The group will sit round inanely discussing apps, model ugrapdes and even who's had theirs the longest and therefore the most hip. As the members of the orgy are completely unaware of people around them without iPhones, outsiders (i.e. non-iPhone users) can slowly get trapped in the orgy as it progresses. The only way out for the trapped is death.

"Oh shit, everyone's getting their iPhones out!"

"Uh oh, they're comparing apps!"

"Fuuuck, it's an iPhone orgy!!"

"Kill me!"

"No, kill me!!"

"OK, on 3. 1, 2, 3!"

俚语	iphone orgy
释义	iPhone orgy A phenomenon that occurs due to an iPhone user's compulsive desire to show off their iPhone with other iPhone users. The group will sit round inanely discussing apps, model ugrapdes and even who's had theirs the longest and therefore the most hip. As the members of the orgy are completely unaware of people around them without iPhones, outsiders (i.e. non-iPhone users) can slowly get trapped in the orgy as it progresses. The only way out for the trapped is death. "Oh shit, everyone's getting their iPhones out!" "Uh oh, they're comparing apps!" "Fuuuck, it's an iPhone orgy!!" "Kill me!" "No, kill me!!" "OK, on 3. 1, 2, 3!"
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