iPilgrim
An iPilgrim is any person who gains fulfilment by visiting Apple stores with the sole purpose of worshiping Apple's latest godly creation. Often seen as a person who can't actually afford to purchase the heavenly gadgets on display. Also known as an iWorshipper or an iTourist.
Breaking News: Apple have released their latest iPhone 9G following last weeks release of their now out-of-date iPhone 8G...
iPilgrim: ooooh, I gotta ring in sick today and get down to the Apple Store right away to see what it looks like. Oops, so excited, I think I just cum in my pants, better turn them inside-out first!
iPilgrim: ooooh, I gotta ring in sick today and get down to the Apple Store right away to see what it looks like. Oops, so excited, I think I just cum in my pants, better turn them inside-out first!