A rattly sue
When ya take home the 40 something year old Bird from the pub whos been playing the maori piano and smoking holiday reds home for a slay and she winds up giving you a handjob while coughging up 3 cigarette butts and a lung
justin "hey matt how was that rattly old thing you slayed last night? matt" didnt even fuck her ay she just gave me a rattly sue and coughed all over my chest"