Ireesh
a very attractive high schooler with a hot irish accent that girls fall in love with and scream about inside their cars. he would also just have to have a gorgeous pacific islander girlfriend to top it off, and she is there just to remind you that your life will never include IREESH as your own :(
Ireesh" walks by the car, "AHHHH it's IREESH!" "And his very attractive girlfriend....damn" "Meh. i think i will kill myself tonight."