Irish Monacle
Then singular version of Irish Sunglasses; aka, a drunken black eye; aka, the drunken pirate; aka, wedding night tattoo...
Erik, "Hey what happened to Sarah, she looks rough?"
Chris, "Yeah she spilled nail polish remover on my coffee table, so I gave her an Irish Monacle."
Chris, "Yeah she spilled nail polish remover on my coffee table, so I gave her an Irish Monacle."