Irish Potato

While having sex doggy style, the man pushes his nuts along with his dong into the woman's cooter.

A strong, alcoholic drink served primarily at Irish pubs and taverns. In a tall shot glass, a mixture of 2 parts Jameson whiskey is mixed with 1 part Chopin- a potato vodka. If served properly, it makes the bar patron vomit, grow week with hunger, and it will infect their daughter with cholera.

While attempting to fingerbomb a homeless Irish girl in a threeway, you realize that you're too late and the vagina has become otherwise occupied; now your hand has to starve in the cold.

When you have gotten your girlfriend drunk off of bailey's and bran muffins, stick it in her ass and pull out quickly. the result, is the makings of many small potato like droppings, hence the Irish potato factory. ;)

That one time when the Irish got so shit faced drunk that they lost all their potatoes

The act of jerking off on a woman's back and letting it dry, then peeling it off her back and feeding it to her chip by chip.

When a man punches himself in the testicles until they swell to more than twice their normal size and tea-bags a girl