Irish wristwatch

The act of taking your cock and balls and wrapping them around your wrist

Actually originating in the piedmont of North Carolina, the Irish Wristwatch occurs during anal intercourse. The male, lying on his back, is mounted by the female; she rotates (preferably clockwise) while drinking a bottle of Irish Cream, whether it is Bailey's, O'Mara's, etc.

One of the many words in the english language that you can not say without sounding like an idiot.

Two Words in the english dictionary that you can not say without soundling like a total and complete idiot (:

The act of taking a Baked Potato in one's hand, and then inserting said hand with afformentioned potato into the rectum of another person up to the wrist, thus becoming an Irish Wristwatch.

Sexual act performed by inserting a potato into an orifice (generally a vagina) and twisting your wrist as though you were checking the time on a watch.

Potato used in place of a dildo.

This act typically follows or accompanies copious amounts of drinking, usually whiskey or beer but also mixed drinks - such as Irish carbombs.

(noun.)

An alcoholic drink consisting of Jameson Irish Whiskey mixed with a splash of Bailey's Irish Cream. Also known as a Perverted Irishman.
Altered original recipe to contain 90% Jameson, and 10% Bailey's as opposed to 50%-50%, respectively.

Named after an English-language tongue twister.

Note: Both ingredients can be substituted for any brand of respective whiskey and cream of Irish origin, obviously.