Ironing Board
When A Girls Chest Is So Flat You Can Iron On It
Me(Legend)"Shit, I've Went On Holiday Without My Ironing Board!"
Nicky Westside"Ah Thats Ok Lois Is Over There You Can Use Hers"
Lois"OWWWWW!"
Nicky Westside"Ah Thats Ok Lois Is Over There You Can Use Hers"
Lois"OWWWWW!"
Ironing Board
When a male folds himself in half while master bating to attempt to shoot his semen on his own face.
My neck and hamstrings are sore, I tried performing a ironing board last night!
ironing board
an insult to a woman with no breasts
whatever u say ironing board chest!
flat as an ironing board
flat as an ironing board
ironing board
a) lethal injection gurney at the death house of the local prison
b) the operating table of the O.R. of the local hospital.
b) the operating table of the O.R. of the local hospital.
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, for his his crimes at the Boston Marathon of 2013, deserves to be either Mussolini-strung or to die-without his Miranda Rights being read to him- on the ironing board at Fort Leavensworth, Kansas, where they send all people in The United States who are convicted, and sentenced to death for, a capital Federal crime.
ironing board
used by African american booty aficionados to describe the lack of discernible rump contours of most caucasian women.
"Dat white girl's ass is flatter den a' ironing board."
Ironing board booty
A very flat bottom. One you could almost iron a shirt on.
Damn, she got that ironing board booty
Dronfield ironing board
A sex technique involving two men, three women and an indeterminite number of geese. The protagonist repeatedly rams his fists up the anus and urethra of one of the female participants, while the others prance around them in jester's garb, making witty repartee, clicking their fingers, occasionally coughing. As the female begins to rupture, the second male begins inserting live geese up the lead's anus (a feat requiring some dexterity and strength) while quoting from the Tibetan Book of the Dead. Once the death of both leads has been confirmed, those remain continue as per a regular Celine Dion.
Can be done with ducks instead of geese in which case it is known as a Clitheroe cheesegrater.
Can be done with ducks instead of geese in which case it is known as a Clitheroe cheesegrater.
So I looked over the fence and she was only doing the Dronfield ironing board, the filthy bitch.