I said, you look fat in those pants!
An effective rebuttal used by a man who has just been denied dancing privileges with the woman of his choice in a noisy club.
Man (yelling over the music): "DO YOU WANT TO DANCE?"
Woman (with a disgusted look on her face): "Not a chance!"
Man: "WHAT? NO. I SAID, YOU LOOK FAT IN THOSE PANTS!"
Woman (with a disgusted look on her face): "Not a chance!"
Man: "WHAT? NO. I SAID, YOU LOOK FAT IN THOSE PANTS!"