Issac Jew Boy Wasserman
Quite possibly the only jew at St. Albans. Originally from the ghetto (aka Murch Elementary). Bad ass activities include the D.C. Youth Orchestra, snow boarding, and creating cool websites with his minions: Shep, Gunner, and Hans, otherwise known as the WASP-eters. Formally known as Mr. Elley Blanchet.
In a world of popped collars and checkered shorts, Isaac Jew Boy Wasserman is a refreshing antidote. Has a twin.