Is That A Duck?
When you are playing the rec with a Make-A-Wish kid and he puts his pp in a human vacuum.
Desean: Is That A Duck?
Natavious: Nah fam I’m get my joint copped
Desean: Nah N—-!
Natavious: Nah fam I’m get my joint copped
Desean: Nah N—-!
Duck
A water chicken.
Wow! Look at that water chicken go!
That's a duck, bro.
That's a duck, bro.
ducking
When your autocorrect feels the need to annoy you. Our phones are taking over our free will to speak.
Bob: I ducking hate Joe!
Bob: God Donut I meant ducking
Bob: I DUCKING HATE THIS STUPID PHONE!
Bob: *ducking
Bob: Duck this phone
Bob: I'm going to jump off a ducking cliff now
Fred:
Bob: God Donut I meant ducking
Bob: I DUCKING HATE THIS STUPID PHONE!
Bob: *ducking
Bob: Duck this phone
Bob: I'm going to jump off a ducking cliff now
Fred:
Duck
A waterfowl.
But also, a funny person
But also, a funny person
T: I saw two ducks yesterday, they were stalking me through the window
H: I is a duck for sure
H: I is a duck for sure
Duck
auto- correct for Fuck
dude duck off
Duck It
The usage of the DuckDuckGo search engine to look something up.
Tom: Dudes, have you heard how much google is spying on us?
Dick: I have heard something about it, but don’t know the details
Henry: Dude, Tom is right, you should duck it.
Dick: I have heard something about it, but don’t know the details
Henry: Dude, Tom is right, you should duck it.
A duck!
An aquatic bird that, in medieval times, was used to find out if a person was a witch or not.
This stems from the very logical idea that if a person weighs the same as a duck, then that person is made of wood (because both ducks and wood float in water). And since wood burns (just like witches) then that person must be a witch, because witches are made of wood.
Therefore, the accused person(s) would be placed on a scale next to a duck, and if they balanced, the person(s) would be burned.
This stems from the very logical idea that if a person weighs the same as a duck, then that person is made of wood (because both ducks and wood float in water). And since wood burns (just like witches) then that person must be a witch, because witches are made of wood.
Therefore, the accused person(s) would be placed on a scale next to a duck, and if they balanced, the person(s) would be burned.
So, if she weighs the same as a duck, then she's made of wood. And therefore... A WITCH!