i swear to cum
What a 7 year old kid who just “learned” how to swear on the internet might yell at their parents/friends
Parent: No, your bed time is now, go to sleep
Kid: NO, You son of a shit, you mother bitcher, i swear to cum im NOT GOING TO BED
Kid: NO, You son of a shit, you mother bitcher, i swear to cum im NOT GOING TO BED