i swear to drunk i'm not god
Usually said by drunks.
They think they're actually saying:
"I swear to god I'm not drunk."
Unforunately, they aren't.
They think they're actually saying:
"I swear to god I'm not drunk."
Unforunately, they aren't.
Guy : I swear to drunk I'm not god!
Police officer: Okay sir, get out of the car.
Police officer: Okay sir, get out of the car.