Italian Laptop
eating a personal pan pizza out of a box on your lap - usually in the presence of a lot of other hungry people
John (looking at Guiseppe eating a personal pan pizza out of a box) - "look at that bastard Giuseppe over there with his italian laptop"
Duane - "I wish he had some more, but you know how Italians and their laptops can be..."
Duane - "I wish he had some more, but you know how Italians and their laptops can be..."