Itch in the Ditch
(adverb) a phrase you say to someone when you see them scratching their butt crack or anywhere in the vicinity of the butt crack. Can also be used when you see them pulling out their underwear or pants from the butt crack area; can also be used when a female does this in the lower frontal extremity
Itch in the Ditch
Itch In My Ditch
An itch in the crotch or vaginal area of a female...
I need to get some ointment I have an itch in my ditch...