itchy ass syndrome
the sweaty, itchy, cheesy feeling between your ass cheeks which usually occurs from sweating or not wiping your ass good enough. In other words, give it a second wipe.
About 5 mins after taking a dump I started to obtain itchy ass syndrome.
itchy ass syndrome
most itchy asses are the result of either rubbing toilet paper too hard or poor hygiene like going to bed with a sweaty crack. wash it before bed and go easy on it when cleaning and itchy ass will go away.
my itchy ass syndrome is better now that i keep it clean