Itchywinkle
An Itchywinkle is an ailment usually suffered by Kernowwinkles and is the result of spending too much time hunting for stinkywinkles.
The best cure for an itchywinkle is to dip the afflicted member into a pint of beer, but NOT your own.
The best cure for an itchywinkle is to dip the afflicted member into a pint of beer, but NOT your own.
Quick pass me Perry's pint while he's in the toilet, this itchywinkle is driving me mad.