Itisaphobia
The phobia of poles (not the people!). (Made from the latin for tree-trunk/post which is 'Itis')
John: "What's your phobia?"
Mark: "Itisaphobia!"
John: "Yeah but what?"
Mark: "Itisaphobia - a fear of poles."
John: "oh!"
Mark: "Itisaphobia!"
John: "Yeah but what?"
Mark: "Itisaphobia - a fear of poles."
John: "oh!"