IT Super Ninja

A geek who has transcended the super geek state of being. A geek who doesn't even need to show up at work, and can still command all machines, servers, and networks as if he/she's standing there. See also r0x0r, h4x0rz, white-hat but not white hats.

IT Super Ninjas often make users uneasy by taking control of their mouse from inside their machine. If physical intervention is needed, they prefer to use the cover, concealment, and downtime of night, and often must be experts in lockpicking, parkour, and stealth while accessing workstations left locked behind closed office doors.

IT Super Ninjas are the highest, and finest breed of geek and are to be respected for their finely honed geek prowess.

A Ninja that transcends all other Ninja. An expert in several weapons, including but not limited to:

Katana - One or two, either way his enemies are going to die.
Nunchaku.
Flails - Two hand-scythes linked by a chain, so basically nunchaku with blades on it.
War hammers.
100-pound greatswords.
Bo staff.
Hand claws - Think Wolverine, but with blades on his feet, too.
Kusarigama - Chain and sickle for you non-Ninja.
Tonfa.
Scythe
Bow and arrow.
Shuriken.
Windmill Shuriken.
Incendiary shuriken.

Also able to use magic to accomplish the following feats:

Teleportation.
Gliding and hovering.
Shooting fireballs.
Creating and ice storm.
Surrounding himself with balls of fire.
Shooting lightning.
Surrounding himself with blades made out of wind.
Regenerating health.
Causing meteors to fall wherever he wants.
Temporary invincibility.
Creating, controlling, and shooting black holes.
Resurrection.

Although capable of traditional stealth, the Super Ninja often forgoes this method in favor of killing anyone and anything that stands in his way. If anyone knows of his presence, it's usually only for a few seconds.

The Super Ninja also attracts allies of the big-breasted blonde female variety. They always want the Super Ninja to take them furiously. He doesn't, because the Super Ninja knows a skank when he sees one.

The most prominent Super Ninja is Ryu Hayabusa, star of the Dead or Alive and Ninja Gaiden series of video games.

There is also a character on Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos named "Super Ninja" but he's really just a random guy that put a mask on and started calling himself a Ninja. This angers Chuck Norris.

A Ninja that transcends all other Ninja. An expert in several weapons, including but not limited to:

Katana - One or two, either way his enemies are going to die.
Nunchaku.
Flails - Two hand-scythes linked by a chain, so basically nunchaku with blades on it.
War hammers.
100-pound greatswords.
Bo staff.
Hand claws - Think Wolverine, but with blades on his feet, too.
Kusarigama - Chain and sickle for you non-Ninja.
Tonfa.
Scythe
Bow and arrow.
Shuriken.
Windmill Shuriken.
Incendiary shuriken.

Super Ninja Secret (Adj.) a. To describe a secret that is ultimately THE SECRET that no one knows about or ever will. b. A secret that you can't even tell your bestest friend, or anyone for the fear it would get out. c. A secret that you can't tell no matter what. d. the secret your mother warned you about. e. when someone says they would have to kill you if they told you...yeah, that's a super ninja secret!

(adj.) A phrase used to describe someone who has surpassed bland old regular awesome, and has achieved a certain level of slyness. Once these two qualities have combined one has become Super Ninja Awesome.

ummm a super death car driven by a ninja monkey. Also, a best selling book on News Radio.

The most awesome title in the world.....there can only be one and until he resigns and passes the title on no one else can claim it....currently held by a one Mr. Andy Schmitt