It's your chicken
The decision is yours to make.
" You may want to assign the project to either this person or that person, but......"It's your chicken."
Choke Your Chicken
A self-inflicted violent wank
Choke Your Chicken
choking your chicken
Choking your chicken is whacking yo wienie homie!
Dang, Gabe have you ever been caught in the closet choking your chicken. I have and my Mom is taking me to a shrink tomorrow to see if I'm a perv.
bok your chicken
To jerk off immensely in a rapid movment. Your penis (chicken) is being shaked (bok). When doing it long enough your chicken will be inlarged,and soon the chicken will produce hatchlings.
Keivon will bok your chicken for a dollar.
Squeeze your chicken
Squeezing something full of fat or air.
Come over here baby and let me squeeze your chicken!
choke your chicken
The Action of touching yourself in places that were not permitted in sunday school!
choke your chicken until it bleeds.
Not To Smash Your Chicken
When someone has to be corrected, but you want to do it in a sort of polite way.
Note: can also be said as "sorry to smash your chicken"
Note: can also be said as "sorry to smash your chicken"
Person 1: Dude I bought these shoes and they're super cool!
Person 2: Not to smash your chicken, but those shoes are kind of ugly
Person 1 (playing beer pong): I just made a sweet shot!
Person 2: sorry to smash your chicken but your wrist was over the table so it doesn't count.
Person 2: Not to smash your chicken, but those shoes are kind of ugly
Person 1 (playing beer pong): I just made a sweet shot!
Person 2: sorry to smash your chicken but your wrist was over the table so it doesn't count.