Ivaan

Ivaan is someone with big dick energy. He’ll open the car door for you EVERY TIME. Ivaan is hard working and likes a good conversation. The gym is his second home but, he’ll go get tacos with you anytime. He stares a lot but that’s just him admiring you. He’ll cook you anything you want and then some. Ivaan is someone you want in your life. Don’t give up on Ivaan. Ivaan is the cuddliest bear ever!

Ivaan is the hottest person in the planet and he is so smart, scientists are researching what makes so hot and smart. No one can ever be like him.

Ivaan is the largest thing in the universe. He is comparable to khyle schiserlkdfjds's ding dong.

Ivaan is a dirty wet back that wants papers thats why he only likes stank pussy white girls from st louis and tries to drug them with his weak ass weed and hates that his neighbor took his bitch in Daytona Beach . Ivaan is fuck boy that takes every picture with his dirty ass pinky on the corner or his lip and hangs out with school shooters - kike&not michael

IVAAN IS SO COOL NOT LIKE YOU THAT YOU POOP IN A BATHROOM WITH 2 FACES
AND YO GOOFY AHH SHITASS BRO YOU ARE SO HOT THAT YOU VOMIT AND PEOPLE LAUGH AT YOU AND PEOPLE DONT MAKE YOU FEEL OK THEY PUNCH YO BACK TOO HARD THAT YOU DO A:

BLOODY VOMIT GUY
YO SO VOMITING THAT YOU ARE FILLED WITH GREEN BLOOD
AND YO SPIT A NICE COLOR AND CUTE COLOR: PINK
YO SO DUMB THAT YOU DID YELLOW POOP
AND IT THINKS *CO- YOU HAVE LOOSE MOTIONS BRUH

NOW CREATE DEFINATIONS WITH IVAAN IS COOL AND NOT DUMB LIKE YOU ARE

YOU GUYS SO SEXY THAT YOUR WITH BIG HOT SHITTY SEXY ENERGY LIKE WHEN YOU RUN IT DECREASES FASTER
AND IVAAN IS THE COOLEST GUY EVER NOT LIKE YOUR BIG PUSSY STUPID ENERGY

Ivaan: Yeah.

AND YO SHIT ASS GOOFY ASSHOLE BUTT BITCH
YO SAID MOM CAN I HAVE XBOX AND MOM SAID ILL EAT YO LEGS

AND THEY SAID EEK!! GOPHERS AND YOU BECAME A GOPHER