ivan the gamer
"Ivan the gamer" is some kid who says he's good at call of duty. But deep down in his retarded heart he knows that there is one person in his life that just naturally happens to be better than him at every game. I once read in a book that Ivan the gamer likes men.
If it has to be when they were on the way to go to there, "Ivan the gamer" is the one that they have no way there to be left afterwards because once they had them can't be open. Furthermore, he sucks at call of duty