Ivar
Ivar is an extremely good looking, sexy, handsome individual who most likely has more money on his bank account than you have. He also automatically has a dick that is 10 inches bigger than yours, no matter how big yours is.
Girl 1: Daaamn, you see that Ivar over there?
Girl 2: Yeah, he is so hot!
Girl 2: Yeah, he is so hot!
Ivar
the SEXIEST GUY EVER IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!
"You're so sexy, but you aint a patch on that Ivar."
Ivar
Ivar: An engine - made by Welsh Dragons
Makes funny noises - 'shhhhhgerromppp shhhhgerrrommpppp' etc
Makes funny noises - 'shhhhhgerromppp shhhhgerrrommpppp' etc
Why does Ivar have a funny accent - it's because he is Welsh and an steam engine
Ivar
A guy who knows all the pokemons and all the rasist slurs
Ivar also has a feet pic collection in a secrep photo app on his phone
Ivar also has a feet pic collection in a secrep photo app on his phone
Ivar always smells so bad after farting in his sleep
Ivar
Ivar is a gay guy who likes dicks. Every day he must suck a dick to be happy.
Hey Ivar, did u already suck a dick today? No, sucked two.
Ivar
Ivar is definitely not a bad person.
He may use you, but not in a bad way.
He is beautiful but not very tall.
Ivar is also an Ikea closet. He isn’t in the closet tho, he’s probably straight.
He may use you, but not in a bad way.
He is beautiful but not very tall.
Ivar is also an Ikea closet. He isn’t in the closet tho, he’s probably straight.
‘Aye i gotta go get ‘nother Ivar closet.’
‘See Ivar there? he be cuteeee’
‘See Ivar there? he be cuteeee’
Ivar
Ivar is a cool man
Bro did you hear the new Ivar remix?
Yeah bro, it was fire
Yeah bro, it was fire