iwakuni
Located in Japan. The most chill place you will ever live. If you like drama, DONT COME HERE!
"Iwakuni is the best place to live, EVER!"
Club Iwakuni
A nice place where male service members can lower their standards and compete to dance with females that they would otherwise ignore/ never even look at. Remove the dependents, and you'll find the ratio slip to 25 males for every female. Unless you like sharing, you're better off going elsewhere.
Marine 1: "Hey man, it's Latin Night. Want to go to Club Iwakuni?"
Marine 2: "No thanks, I'd rather sit here and watch Porn."
Marine 1: "Man that's so gay."
Marine 2: "Not as gay as dancing with 12 guys and one girl at the same time."
Marine 2: "No thanks, I'd rather sit here and watch Porn."
Marine 1: "Man that's so gay."
Marine 2: "Not as gay as dancing with 12 guys and one girl at the same time."
Iwakuni Rockeater
Any knock kneed, pigeon toed, flat chested, pale, snaggle toothed, no assed chick who chews on curbs.
My dick looks like ground beef after that Iwakuni Rockeater blew me, so I gave her a Tennessee Muzzelloader...whore!