I am a bus
basically means "I am a whore", because people enter and take rides on busses, similar to how people enter whores and take them on ride.
"(japanese immigrant)I am a bus."
"(citizen)What?"
"I am a bus!"
"You are sick."
"(citizen)What?"
"I am a bus!"
"You are sick."
I go to school by bus
I don't get what you mean OR Nonsense
I go to school by bus is a piece of comment made by non-native English readers referring to a piece of passage that make no sense. Broadly adapted in Hong Kong since it is a sentence appear in a commonly used primary English language coursebook.
I Lost Bus
Something Arian says because he is retard.
“Bro, I can’t leave for another hour now.”
“Why?”
“Ah, because I lost bus.”
“I lost bus? Wtf”
“Why?”
“Ah, because I lost bus.”
“I lost bus? Wtf”
I fucked on the Magic School Bus
Something said by seniors to underclassmen (generally freshmen) to intimidate and frighten them. 100% effective.
Patrick (senior): Dude, check this out.
(freshman walks by)
Patrick: I FUCKED ON THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS.
(freshman begins to run)
(freshman walks by)
Patrick: I FUCKED ON THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS.
(freshman begins to run)
I was on the bus with it
The act of getting road head while driving a big vehicle.
Bro, how did things go with that girl last night? "I was on the Bus with it"
I got hit by a bus
Can be used to define multiple things like getting Covid which I have right now or you literally got hit by a bus
Person1 I got hit by a bus person2 sucks to suck
I HATE YELLOW BUS!
This is probably one of the most famous things said by someone in the history of man and dog.
It was an average day in Bournemouth, UK in the year 2013 I believe and some random old man came along only to shout at the fleet number of a random Yellow Bus about how much he hates the bus service.
Although unconfirmed, many people believe this person worked at More Bus and tried to encourage use of their transport service
More Bus - Yellow Busses's rival operator - was approached for comment before Jack Spank9049 went to press but never responded.
It was an average day in Bournemouth, UK in the year 2013 I believe and some random old man came along only to shout at the fleet number of a random Yellow Bus about how much he hates the bus service.
Although unconfirmed, many people believe this person worked at More Bus and tried to encourage use of their transport service
More Bus - Yellow Busses's rival operator - was approached for comment before Jack Spank9049 went to press but never responded.
Damn, the weather's getting cold and I haven't got a jumper or coat to wear so let's hope the bus gets here on time!
*45 minutes later*: I HATE YELLOW BUS!
*45 minutes later*: I HATE YELLOW BUS!