Ardew

If you've got an Ardew in your life then you are in for a treat. He is a incredible guy, killing it all day long with his incredible looks and talent. He is an artsy guy who loves purple, animals and his beard. Being an artist and all, he is very keen to marijuana. Some say he's taken too far, but he does a three day detox every once in a while. Get fucked roomp. One of Ardew's best features is his mad honky. That bitch be wompin and thrombin all around the place. Many say this attracts G-bags from all over the world, eager to bust down on that big ol blinky.